He thinks he’s Vin Diesel. I told him Vin Diesel doesn’t wear socks with sandals.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Found a real treasure with this one.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!