A guy tries to bring his Xbox to the bar. The bartender says, “Unless Master Chief is buying a round, put it away.”
Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
"The only thing Apple hasn't tried to put a screen on yet."Part ...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Turkish Shooter
A guy walks into a bar, puts one hand in his pocket, looks at th...read more »
The Helium Exit
A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.