1996 Archive: The Wooden

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to go to the mall?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan03/16/2002 08:34I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Net_Addict_200009/08/1998 05:36My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Britney_Spears_Fan03/22/2001 16:08Oops, I laughed again!

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/12/2011 12:49Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Mainframe_Manny07/18/1995 16:18Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan04/25/2012 15:21Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Illidan_Blind01/22/2004 19:26I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!