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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red03/25/1998 11:57It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Net_Addict_200002/10/2011 17:37My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Kazaa_Leecher05/30/2014 02:53I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Cow_And_Chicken09/02/2000 14:17Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/03/2005 14:29In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Better_Off_Dead03/24/2009 23:33I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Runescape_Noob11/03/2000 14:14Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Troll_Face_Real03/03/2013 02:01Problem? No, just laughs!