The board told my husband his “Wii Age” is 82. He’s 34. He’s been crying in the fetal position on the yoga mat for an hour.
Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glasses Logic
"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!