“As sour as the current news cycle.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Twisters
A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
2024 Vintage: The New Year's Resolution
"In 2025, I'm going to spend more time being 'mindful' and less ...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
That was intense... and funny!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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