1995 Classic: The Wendy

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch12/20/2001 20:57There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@SpiceGirls_Fan10/12/2005 02:44Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter02/17/2003 08:25The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Melrose_Place_Fan06/06/2015 20:55Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Neo_The_One08/30/1995 05:35I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@CatDog_Alone08/30/2006 18:36One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Uncle_Rico_9806/02/2001 03:54I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Tagged_Network01/12/2006 10:22You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Protoss_Pylon09/17/2006 10:04You must construct additional laughs!