We looked at our wedding photos. She sighed and said, “Look how thin we were.” I said, “Look how much hair I had.” We both cried.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
A wild laugh appeared!