In 2019, “Content was King,” but “Contracts were the Crown.” It was the year of the iPhone 11 (triple cameras to film triple-billed depositions), the… Read More »48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
She heard the hard drive was sleeping.
If you need a quick laugh today, check this out: So she could roll down the window if it got too hot.
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A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn’t care about his lack of humanity; he just wanted to know why his hourly… Read More »2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
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I’m “recycling” puns about worms. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Bookmark
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