A guy walks into a bar with no ears. The bartender asks, “What happened?” The guy says, “I told my wife she was acting like Mike Tyson. I didn’t think she’d take it as a suggestion.”
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
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"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
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Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.