1995 Classic: The Open

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door and find out!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/15/2013 00:12Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa08/19/1996 20:02They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Bill_Nye_Fan10/13/1999 14:58Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Wayne_World_Ex12/20/2001 15:45Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Overly_Attached02/20/2007 19:15I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Terran_Marine06/10/2005 03:19Go, go, go! More jokes!