2023 Archive: The “Tube Girl” Confidence
Why was the girl dancing on the subway in London? Because she was “The Tube Girl” and she didn’t care if the 8:15 to Paddington… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Tube Girl” Confidence
2022 Classic: The “Don’t Say Gay” Bill
Why was Disney fighting Florida? Because when a theme park becomes the moral compass of a state, you know the political system is having a… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Don’t Say Gay” Bill
2021 Archive: The Anesthesia
“Count backwards from ten.” “Ten… nine… Pfizer… Moderna…” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The “Everything is Fine” Meme
Why was the cartoon dog sitting in a room full of fire? Because that was the official 2020 mood, and we all just kept drinking… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Everything is Fine” Meme
2020 Vintage: The “Essential Workers” Label
Why did we start calling grocery clerks “Heroes”? To make up for the fact that we weren’t going to give them a raise, but we… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Essential Workers” Label
2020 Legacy: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his social distancing was “insufficiently dramatic.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a 22-movie marathon. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The Bread
2019 Vintage: The Ice Cube
“I’m an artisanal sphere. I’m the pinnacle of the decade.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The IHOb Flip
Why were we having burgers for breakfast? Because the International House of Pancakes briefly changed their name to the International House of Burgers, and we… Read More »2018 Archive: The IHOb Flip
2018 Vintage: The Bird Box Challenge
A woman walks into the kitchen with a blindfold on. Her husband asks, “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m doing the Bird Box challenge so I… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Bird Box Challenge