A woman walks into the kitchen with a blindfold on. Her husband asks, “What are you doing?” She says, “I’m doing the Bird Box challenge so I don’t have to see you ignoring the ‘To-Do’ list I left on the fridge.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
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The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2005 “Viral Clips & Stage-5 Clingers” Edition
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A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.