2014 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Feet from Stardom win? To show that the people behind the stars are often the ones with the most soul. Part of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
2013 Legacy: The Coffee Bean
Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Coffee Bean
2013 Archive: The George Zimmerman Verdict
Why was America so divided? Because it proved that “Stand Your Ground” is a law that depends entirely on who is standing and who is… Read More »2013 Archive: The George Zimmerman Verdict
2013 Classic: The World War Z Treadmill
Why Brad Pitt? For a zombie movie where the undead didn’t shuffle—they swarmed like a giant, terrifying wave of CGI locusts. Part of the 39… Read More »2013 Classic: The World War Z Treadmill
2013 Legacy: The “Nuclear Option” in the Senate
Why did Harry Reid finally use it? To prove that in 2013, the only way to get a judge confirmed was to blow up the… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Nuclear Option” in the Senate
2012 Legacy: The Tablet Transition
My doctor has upgraded to an iPad 3. Now he can see my high cholesterol in ‘Retina Resolution’. It looks much more expensive in HD.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Tablet Transition
2011 Archive: The “Price Tag” Jessie J
It’s not about the money, money, money. Except in 2011, it’s definitely a little bit about the money. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Price Tag” Jessie J
2011 Archive: The “Zookeeper” Animals
Why Kevin James? For talking to a lion and making the lion look like the smarter member of the duo. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Zookeeper” Animals
2011 Archive: The Kathy Griffin Ban
Why wasn’t she there? Because she was probably somewhere outside the building with a megaphone and a list of plastic surgeons. Part of the 40… Read More »2011 Archive: The Kathy Griffin Ban
2010 Legacy: The Christoph Waltz “Bingo!” Moment
Why was his Inglourious Basterds win a lock? Because he made being a terrifying Nazi villain look so charming that the audience forgot they were… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Christoph Waltz “Bingo!” Moment