2004 Archive: The Facebook Status
“I’m ‘In a Relationship’.” “With who?” “With my laptop, apparently. We spend 8 hours a day together.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe… Read More »2004 Archive: The Facebook Status
2003 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change in July? Because the “Dead-enders” started using 155mm shells as doorbells. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
2002 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
He told me he’s “Digitally Optimized.” I told him I just wanted my tonsils out, not a software upgrade. Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Surgeon’s Ego
2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Web
“Why did you cover the living room in string?” “I’m practicing my web-slinging!” “You’re 35. Go to work.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Classic: The Spider-Man Web
2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
Why were the parents pigs? Because Hayao Miyazaki created a masterpiece so beautiful and weird that it finally made the whole world pay attention to… Read More »2001 Legacy: Spirited Away (Japan Release)
2001 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why did Gladiator win? Because leather tunics are the “Little Black Dress” of the Roman Empire. Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator,… Read More »2001 Archive: The Best Costume Design
2001 Legacy: The 30-Second Speech Rule
Why was it actually followed? Because in 2001, everyone realized that some things are more important than an acceptance speech. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2001 Legacy: The 30-Second Speech Rule
2000 Archive: The Translucent iMac Upgrade
The church secretary proudly typing the weekly announcements on a neon-green translucent Apple iMac, treating the round mouse like a delicate piece of high-tech space… Read More »2000 Archive: The Translucent iMac Upgrade
1999 Archive: The NBA “Post-Jordan” Reality
Why was the TV rating dropping? Because we were all trying to convince ourselves that watching Jeff Hornacek was just as exciting as watching MJ.… Read More »1999 Archive: The NBA “Post-Jordan” Reality
1999 Classic: The “Joint” Intelligence Centers
Why “Joint”? So that when the intelligence is wrong, four different agencies can share the blame equally. Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Joint” Intelligence Centers