Why was it hit? For taking a terrifying game and turning it into a movie where the most dangerous thing was the popcorn prices.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor
Why Jerry Seinfeld? For proving that "What's the deal with bad m...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Jason Momoa? For appearing in a pink leather jacket and a fr...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition
In 2015, the 36th Razzie Awards were dominated by a "sexy" movie ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
2023 Legacy: Jon Voight’s Lucky Charms
Why did he win Worst Actor for Mercy? For an Irish accent so "le...read more »
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39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Actually, it IS a cool story!