2009 Legacy: The Paul Blart Effect
“I’m the king of security!” “You’re a guy on a Segway who got stuck in a revolving door. Relax, Paul.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Paul Blart Effect
2009 Legacy: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the remote. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Juan Manuel Marquez
Why was Floyd so fresh? Because he came back from retirement and didn’t look like he’d missed a single day of being impossible to hit.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Juan Manuel Marquez
2008 Archive: The Virus
I’m “infecting” the web with superhero theories. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Honeydew
2006 Archive: The Nintendo Wii Sports
Why was the grandpa sore? Because he thought he was a pro bowler after playing for 20 minutes in the hotel lobby. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Nintendo Wii Sports
2005 Vintage: The Chamillionaire “Ridin’”
Why the “They see me rollin’”? For the song that became the ultimate meme before we even really used the word “meme.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Chamillionaire “Ridin’”
2005 Classic: Mariah Carey’s Comeback
Why was the radio so loud? Because The Emancipation of Mimi was everywhere, and “We Belong Together” was the only song allowed during the gift wrap cleanup.… Read More »2005 Classic: Mariah Carey’s Comeback
2004 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they have to give the ladder a “FU” (Attitude Adjustment). Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Classic: The Pro-Wrestler
2004 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect
Attempting to stand up from a relative’s plastic-wrapped sofa in August and leaving a layer of skin behind with a sound resembling a small suction… Read More »2004 Archive: The Vinyl Couch Adhesive Effect