2006 Vintage: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro05/06/2012 17:31Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@SpiderMan_Tobey02/29/2004 17:42With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@DotCom_Survivor09/26/2009 23:55I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan07/21/2010 23:10Smooth joke, very smooth.

@StoneCold_31609/17/1998 17:40And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Top_Gun_Maverick05/23/2014 00:46I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky07/04/2006 19:58One billion... laughs!