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2009 Classic: The Floyd Mayweather vs. Juan Manuel Marquez

Why was Floyd so fresh? Because he came back from retirement and didn’t look like he’d missed a single day of being impossible to hit.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Modem_Meltdown10/08/2006 09:01My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@X-Gen_Mark12/12/2006 12:41This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@C++_Dev_9811/11/1997 06:11I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Grunge_Lord_9407/16/2009 13:37I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Animorphs_X01/02/2008 08:11I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Top_Gun_Maverick05/17/2007 02:56I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Leet_Speaker_7708/17/2006 01:007h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Epic_Fail_Guy11/04/2015 21:42This joke is an Epic Win!
@Selfie_King_0508/30/2008 14:21Taking a photo of me laughing!

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