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2013 Archive: The George Zimmerman Verdict

Why was America so divided? Because it proved that “Stand Your Ground” is a law that depends entirely on who is standing and who is on the ground.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2013 “Whistleblowers & White Smoke” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/30/2013 06:23Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Campus_King11/04/2008 11:17The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Tech_Support_Guy02/26/2015 02:03Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/27/2006 16:47This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Courage_Dog02/01/2007 01:06The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Frame_Set_Wizard10/04/2002 11:43I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Ultima_Online_V11/12/2002 18:51Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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