“Have you seen my keys?” “Where did you leave them?” “If I knew that, I wouldn’t be asking!”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
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This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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*Boom* - there goes my brain!