2021 Archive: The Anesthesia

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/12/2009 17:04You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@ICQ_Flower02/16/2003 04:26The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/21/2000 06:24May I suggest another joke, sir?

@Stick_Death_Fan08/14/2003 20:57Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/08/1996 04:59Laughing at the security of my own ribs!