2019 Archive: The Bread

I’m “rising” to the challenge of a 22-movie marathon.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m a "symbol" of the reloaded era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@ModemWarrior09/22/1995 21:18I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Angelfire_User09/04/1999 17:58Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Diablo_Cow_Level08/03/2011 19:11There is no cow level, but there is this joke!

@Total_Recall_Fan07/31/2003 08:56Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Big_Snatch_Boris07/24/2004 21:52Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Speed_Racer_Go03/06/1997 21:55Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Nyan_Cat_Space12/26/2010 05:44Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Neopets_Trader09/13/1998 15:32Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Selfie_King_0502/17/2003 10:29Taking a photo of me laughing!