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Why did the blonde put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her computer?

She heard the hard drive was sleeping.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Silk_Road_Ghost05/27/2004 02:21Trading jokes in the shadows.
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@Brennan_Huff_X05/22/2009 14:03I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Beanie_Campbell02/16/1998 13:44True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Loituma_Girl08/13/2014 19:36Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a “Do Not Disturb” sign on her computer?”

  1. User_726
    User_726 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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