1996 Classic: The Website Dream

My husband wants to start a “dot com.” I told him nobody is ever going to buy things using a computer.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

@Nsync_Justin07/20/2010 15:51Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Big_Snatch_Boris05/21/2009 11:52Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball08/06/2005 05:30Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Prestige_World_W01/13/2000 03:08Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@One_Does_Not_S03/28/2008 02:28One does not simply read one joke.

@Mocking_Sponge05/10/2004 17:21mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Top_List_Winner01/16/1997 23:33Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!