2009 Archive: The Watchmen

I told her I’m Dr. Manhattan—I see all of time at once. She said, “Then you should have seen that bill coming last month.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Hotmail_Original01/20/2010 09:10Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Geocities_Neighbor07/07/2014 12:44Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Student_Life_0103/28/2009 18:52Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Voodoo_3dfx05/12/2007 07:17The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Pirate_Bay_9902/01/1999 10:00Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Fargo_Marge06/18/2010 06:43Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy09/04/2013 13:55That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Neopets_Trader12/28/2012 04:05Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Runescape_Noob04/09/1995 05:11Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!