2010 Classic: The Vuvuzela

A guy walks in after the World Cup and starts blowing a plastic horn. The bouncer throws him out before he can even inhale for a second note.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, "I’m working late, c...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero08/01/1999 15:14I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Quake_Fragger12/01/2008 11:28M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax01/14/2014 10:05I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Magic_SchoolBus07/25/2008 09:59Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Goosebumps_Kid01/25/2004 02:14Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Mondo_Media_X05/06/1996 04:17Top tier web animation humor!

@Streamer_Pro_9912/17/1999 07:20Thanks for the donation and the joke!