I told her I’m Dick Cheney. She said, “You’re just a guy who likes to hunt… for the remote.”
Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »
1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Virtual Wardrobe
I’m wearing "Digital Clothes" on our video call. My wife told me...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!