2017 Archive: The Valerian

We saw the movie. We both fell asleep. It was the best $30 nap of our lives.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

@Angelfire_User04/06/2007 17:55Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@Net_Addict_200007/26/2002 01:42My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Pirate_Bay_9906/16/2012 11:17Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Hellboy_Red10/27/2004 13:43I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Salt_Bae_Original09/11/2014 05:12Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Flash_Intro_Hater04/02/2009 16:44Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@True_Story_Neil01/29/1998 21:01True story! I was there!