We took our first Uber. My wife spent the whole ride judging the driver’s choice of air freshener. I told her, “At least he isn’t judging your choice of husband.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Social Media Post
The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
The Bed Space
A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »
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