1996 Legacy: The Tupperware

1996 is the year my wife decided that lids and containers should never, under any circumstances, match.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »

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In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja03/23/1999 20:27Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Geocities_Builder11/25/1997 04:14I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@N64_GoldenEye05/31/2004 11:25Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Discman_Skipper08/24/2012 18:07Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Mean_Girls_Regina07/29/2010 14:09Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@StoneCold_31609/25/2015 15:03And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Slashdot_Effect01/21/2003 16:44We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Net_Neutrality06/22/2012 16:44Equality for all jokes!

@Android_Bot_9906/13/2015 11:56Beep boop. Humor recognized.