My wife quoting Denzel: “You gotta decide if you’re a wolf or a sheep.” I’m definitely the sheep. I just want some grass and a nap.
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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The Remote Control
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
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