2013 Archive: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2013 Bestie!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

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@Sidekick_User11/03/2003 10:11Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Startup_Kid07/10/2002 00:46Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@BackToFuture_M08/03/2009 00:38Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

@Footloose_Ren02/28/2004 06:15Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!

@Baxter_The_Dog12/28/2002 05:51Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Trololo_Man_7002/23/2002 08:03Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Noob_Slayer_X08/03/2009 00:47Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.