2000 Classic: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for coming to my New Year’s party!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet09/25/2013 05:18Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/19/2001 16:22What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/01/1995 08:17Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Kernel_Panic_9804/04/2013 10:48This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Breakfast_Club_B04/12/2000 03:42Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Borat_Very_Nice12/17/1997 09:23Very nice! Great success!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan06/30/2001 19:50Shake and bake! Hilarious!