2020 Archive: The Status

2020. Still married. Still haven’t finished that puzzle.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

@Napster_King08/28/2004 06:15I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Myspace_Tom10/25/1999 07:53I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Zoolander_Derek06/20/2004 20:55What is this? A joke for ants?

@Twelve_Monkeys_F01/19/2014 16:49The future is laughing at us.

@David_After_Dent06/19/2005 17:13Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@Net_Neutrality05/12/2005 14:49Equality for all jokes!