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2019 Vintage: The Star Wars

Rise of Skywalker: I told her I’m a Jedi. She said, “The force is not strong with your ability to remember our anniversary.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
A police officer jumps into his...
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Office
 He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer09/07/2015 00:54Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Msdos_Commander03/04/1996 10:09C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Pirates_Jack_S12/20/2003 00:30But you have heard of this joke!
@C++_Dev_9805/12/1996 15:30I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Dirty_Dancing_F07/08/2008 15:33Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Grumpy_Cat_Real12/10/2013 22:52I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Spawn_Camper_J07/14/2012 20:52I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Shut_Up_Money06/27/1995 17:52Shut up and take my laughter!
@Mobile_Web_0107/18/1997 13:26Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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