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2000 Classic: The Snakebite

 A guy orders one and the bartender says, “Watch out, the lager and cider are having a merger.”

Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz05/14/1999 23:47To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@BBS_Sysop04/10/1995 09:54Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Optical_Mouse_9906/07/1995 05:10I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Project_Mayhem02/16/2003 18:37Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Ultima_Online_V05/02/1999 03:57Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Fred_Channel_0605/03/2014 09:22HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Smosh_Old_School12/07/2013 14:37Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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