She’s doing the “creepy smile” again. I’m doing the “dishes” again. Fear works.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
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The Marriage Counselor
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In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
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2025 Classic: The GPT-5
I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
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2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
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The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
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The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
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I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.