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2012 Archive: The Smartphone

 Why did the blonde call her phone a “Genius”? Because it was “smarter” than her old flip phone.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero06/02/2012 08:57I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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@Student_Life_0107/19/2007 00:29Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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@Midi_Background01/07/2012 18:10Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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