My husband tried to use “Gen Alpha” slang to sound cool. He told me the dinner I cooked was “Skibidi Ohio Rizz.” I’ve never been closer to calling a divorce lawyer. Or an exorcist.
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Blackberry” Edition
In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like It’s...” Edition
In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »
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The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
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