Why did the skateboarder go to the bank? To get some “balance.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!