“Leave the Door Open.” I sang it. She said, “Close the door, you’re letting the AC out.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Diet Partner
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The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
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The Secret to 50 Years
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60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Deal with it. This is gold.