1999 Classic: The Sex on the Beach

A guy orders one and the bartender says, “Keep it in the glass, pal.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/07/1999 16:40Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Eminem_Fan_0008/20/2013 08:02Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/24/2005 19:23Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Hamster_Dance_X01/23/2007 10:19Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@StumbleUpon_User03/07/1997 00:43I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@WordPress_Fan_0302/07/2005 07:04The best thing since version 1.0!