I told her I’m having an adventure in my head. She said, “Adventure your way to the grocery store, we’re out of eggs.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Autonomous Lawn
The grass grows to a certain height and then "retracts." I told ...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!