Why did the spider join the band? He was great at “weaving” melodies.
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
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Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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