What do you call a snake that’s a scientist? A “python-ist.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
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