Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get its “Bluetooth” checked.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!