Outstanding achievement in the field of farming.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, an...read more »
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
Why did the jellybean go to...
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Answer: Because it wanted to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?...
Why don’t mountains ever get tired?
Answer: Because they peak al...read more »
Why can’t you give Elsa a...
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Answer: Because she will let ...read more »
How do you make a hot...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away its chair!read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
What did the pencil say to...
What did the pencil say to the paper?
Answer: “You’ve got a good...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
What do you call a rabbit...
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
Answer: A funny bunny...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:...
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »
Why couldn’t the pony sing a...
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
Answer: Because it was a l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.