2003 Legacy: The Sangria

A guy finds a cherry and says, “I’m eating healthy tonight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero06/23/2015 14:39I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Dial_Up_King11/06/2005 20:36Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Baywatch_Runner11/08/2006 16:54Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Judge_Dredd_Law07/26/2007 03:27I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Cow_And_Chicken11/06/2015 22:22Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Scumbag_Steve_X08/01/2015 00:58Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.