1998 Vintage: The Rugrats

We watched the movie. My wife said we should have a baby. I showed her the Furby and said, “Let’s start here.”

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@WAP_Navigator06/06/2011 18:32Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@AOL_Instant_Msg01/31/1999 04:07I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Walter_Sobchak06/28/2012 06:10Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Offspring_Guy06/24/2004 04:44The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/12/2000 15:56Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/25/1999 09:55The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Facepalm_Master05/18/2003 16:40I facepalmed and then I laughed.